Thursday, January 27, 2011

Political Correctness For Teenagers

No one fails class anymore, they are merely passing impaired

You don't have detention, you just one of the exit delayed

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, its just passage restrictive

These days, a student isn’t lazy. He is just energetically decline

Your locker isn’t overflowing with junk, it’s just closure prohibitive

Kids don’t get grounded anymore. They merely hit social speed bumps

Your homework isn’t missing, its just have an out-of-notebook experience

You are not sleeping in class, you are rationing consciousness

You are not late; you just have a rescheduled arrival time

No one tall anymore, he is just vertically enhanced

You are not shy; you are just conversationally selective

You don’t talk a lot. You are abundantly verbal

You were not passing notes in class; you were participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations

You are not being sent to the principals’ office. You are going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building

It is not called gossip anymore; it is the speedy transmission of near-factual information

The food at the school cafeteria isn’t awful. It is digestively challenging..

This is English language…. There are other words that can be used to describe something… The best way to learn a language is through reading and practices… Practices make perfect…

Obtained from SMKSP’s English Language board…

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